Where do I begin?
Last week?
Last month?
Whatever... I'll start where I want to. Follow along.
We are moving. Because a website told me to.
Like 1000 miles away moving. Not like someone on Zillow finally decided to "Make me move" for a price 10 times more than my house is worth.
We are moving because of this website
It went something like this.
Me: "Holy shit, the middle schools in our district offer classes like Successful drug sales 7 and Hide your pregnancy 6"
Mr. M: "That sucks"
Me: "Well shit, we are going to have to find a private school STAT."
Mr. M. "OK"
Me: "Let's move! I'm going to go on the Internet and figure out where we are going"
*Takes test
Me: "Guess where we are moving honey?"
CORVALLIS, OR
Me: "Google doesn't lie, this place is great. I'm going on Amazon and buying boxes now"
Mr. M: ...........
I can't really remember how the rest of that went, but now my house is for sale and I have a rental in Oregon that I need to start paying for in 2 weeks! (Did I mention I live in San Diego?? Did I also mention that we are totally winging this? Sometimes I really love my husband!)
YAY!
I bet my therapist DID NOT see this coming. I hope he has Skype.
